In my next life I want to live my life backwards.You start out dead and get it outta the way.Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better everyday.You get kicked out for being too healthy,go collect your pension.
And then when you start work you get a gold watch and a party on the very first day.You work for 40 years until you are young enough to to enjoy your retirement.You party,drink alcohol,and are generally promiscious.
Then you are ready for high school.You then go to primary school,you become a kid,you play.You have no responsibilities and you then become a baby until you are born.
Finally you spend your last nine months floating in a luxurious spa like condition with central heating and room service on tap and large quarters everyday and then VOILA!
You finish off as an orgasm.
-quote attributed to Woody Allen
And then when you start work you get a gold watch and a party on the very first day.You work for 40 years until you are young enough to to enjoy your retirement.You party,drink alcohol,and are generally promiscious.
Then you are ready for high school.You then go to primary school,you become a kid,you play.You have no responsibilities and you then become a baby until you are born.
Finally you spend your last nine months floating in a luxurious spa like condition with central heating and room service on tap and large quarters everyday and then VOILA!
You finish off as an orgasm.
-quote attributed to Woody Allen
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